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I tried to call him earlier this week, after I had noticed he hadn't posted for a week after I thought he rage quit.

He didn't pick up. I figured he was salty about something, but he made a post about how he didn't rage quit after that, so I figured he was just having family issues or something.

I just called him again, about 20 minutes ago. He didn't pick up again, I figured he was still pissed.

His phone number called me right back.

It was an older lady, and it was very confusing when she called me Theo at first. I retardedly asked if Suplex was there.

She told me he had died of what they think was a stroke.

He had had some sort of mini-event recently, which is probably why he hadn't been posting.

But this morning, they found him dead.

I didn't know how to react, I said my apologies and asked for her number, as this was shocking news to me, and I asked her if I could call her back tomorrow.

This is shocking news to me.

I asked if she had an address of the funeral home she would be having the service at, so I could send flowers.

She said they probably weren't going to have a service.

Regardless, I will find out more tomorrow.

If you have any appropriate messages you would like me to pass onto the family, please let me know. I will do my best to do so tomorrow.

I'll likely speak more about this later, but this is all so shocking and unexpected at the moment.

Best Regards,

-Theodore Kent

I tried to call him earlier this week, after I had noticed he hadn't posted for a week after I thought he rage quit. He didn't pick up. I figured he was salty about something, but he made a post about how he didn't rage quit after that, so I figured he was just having family issues or something. I just called him again, about 20 minutes ago. He didn't pick up again, I figured he was still pissed. His phone number called me right back. It was an older lady, and it was very confusing when she called me Theo at first. I retardedly asked if Suplex was there. She told me he had died of what they think was a stroke. He had had some sort of mini-event recently, which is probably why he hadn't been posting. But this morning, they found him dead. I didn't know how to react, I said my apologies and asked for her number, as this was shocking news to me, and I asked her if I could call her back tomorrow. This is shocking news to me. I asked if she had an address of the funeral home she would be having the service at, so I could send flowers. She said they probably weren't going to have a service. Regardless, I will find out more tomorrow. If you have any *appropriate* messages you would like me to pass onto the family, please let me know. I will do my best to do so tomorrow. I'll likely speak more about this later, but this is all so shocking and unexpected at the moment. Best Regards, -Theodore Kent

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[–] • 37 pts

RIP, Suplex. Fuck all yall.

@Theodore_Kent, if you contact his family again, please pass along the deepest condolences from his internet tribe.

[–] • 19 pts

Yes, I will do this.

I don't know how to word this, I don't even really know how to explain how I knew him.

But i want to let her know that he was appreciated...

[–] • 12 pts

Indeed, he was.

Your words will come, as they always do, Theo.

[–] • 5 pts

IF. Anyone here can figure out the right words. I have faith in you doing so.

[–] • 2 pts

don't even really know how to explain how I knew him

Maybe they are on here too but I'd just say me a long time ago and can't remember...

[–] [deleted] • 20 pts (edited )

Damn. A fellow Texan down.

Let it be known he did in fact achieve blueball level but was too humble to accept the coloration.

[–] • 18 pts

Unfucking real. Sincere condolences from me to his family. He will certainly be missed here.

Suplex' final post - Im still alive and, still alive anyway 3 days ago.

[–] • 19 pts

Just like his obstinate ass to insist he was still alive right before he died

[–] • 6 pts

Fucken hell that's perfect. :)

[–] • 5 pts

Glad that made you smile.

[–] • 13 pts

Teared me right the fuk up with that bit of news. It’s Fuck All Yall Friday and I came to see him in his glory. Sad news. Very sad Rest In Peace @Suplex. Godspeed.

Condolences to his family and may Dog find the love he lost.

[–] • 12 pts

Thanks for letting us know. That is incredibly sad news.

[–] • 12 pts

I had to read this a few times. He was a cool old dude, my kinda guy. I'll definitely miss his shenanigans around here. His work is really gonna miss him, he was a had workin guy. It's hard to get guys that work as hard as him. Rest in Peace Friend.

[–] • 12 pts

Dang, he was a good one. May he continue to rain down fucks on us all from heaven.

[–] • 12 pts

Honestly, I hope that this is just a gag. If not. No matter how rough around the edges he was he seemed like a good guy.

I hope that if this is true that dog will have a good home to go to.

[–] • 7 pts

Unfortunately, this is not a joke.

[–] • 9 pts (edited )

This is sad. I know some of you all know each other more than just on the website.

I don't know if this matters but a "random internet stranger" wishes his family the best.

Things like this are always painful.

If there is a way to donate to help the family or send more flowers or food or something. DM me please.

[–] • 15 pts

Some of us are more lonely that others, and those of us that are occasionally try to reach out the others of like mind.

I know that I reach out to other's because I have nobody else to talk to in my area about what I think. Even though I am in a city, surrounded by people, some of whom are family and friends, it is rare that I can talk to someone who has similar ideas to my own.

I think @Suplex was lonely for a similar reason, although he lived in the exact opposite of a city.

But a lot of us are alone, and tormented by that fact. When you see another person in the exact same situation, you feel for them.

[–] • 11 pts

Rest in peace, Suplex.

fuck all yall

[–] • 11 pts

Just reviewing @suplex last comments and posts. This one was prescient from 13 days ago .. sad.

Does anyone live life with no regrets?

My internet is fuckin sketchy for some reason today. My biggest one is probably dying alone, and leaving Dog behind. Or maybe he will go first, its not for lack of relationships just keeping them longer than 7 years.

[–] • 8 pts

I remember that post. It felt ominous to me. It also hit home in a hard way with me due to a very stupid recent health event. To answer your question @Suplex, regrets? I have plenty brother. Thanks for the deer fighting tip and I’ll see you on the other side. ~~~~

[–] • 11 pts

All of you will hear the call. It's inevitable. Fuck all Y'all.

[–] • 7 pts

This is beautiful.

Do you mind if I steal a rhyme from this to write a poem about him later?

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