I remember years ago I used to browse this site that had outages all the time. The admin was a Chad that would let outages go for days. The users there always knew they were right over target on the important issues because of how much flak they were catching. How else, other than shadowy forces causing 503 errors and the like, would you even know that you’re pissing off powerful people? I had a sense we were really changing things because of how often the site was under attack. But not here. The admins here are virgins or something. This site should have a prolonged outage at least once a fortnight.