I've always been a big guy. 6'4", usually somewhere between 235 and 225 lbs. But recently, I have noticed that I have been losing weight, and not intentionally. I just get on the scale, and everyday, it is about 3/4 of a pound lighter. It is just hard to eat, nowadays. I talked about this with my doctor. He checked me for all the typical poetry-related diseases. Schizophrenia, Alcoholism, Malignant Humours of the Brain... Check, Check, and Check. It still didn't explain the APRWL. There was only one poetry-related disease left... AIDS... As it turns out, writing poetry was gay and that made me a faggot... And faggots get AIDS... If only I had known sooner.