They should hire you just for your zeal, innovation and relentless pursuit of success!
And a mild fear that he'll find their home addresses and nail his resume to their doors at night.
They should hire you just for your zeal, innovation and relentless pursuit of success!
And a mild fear that he'll find their home addresses and nail his resume to their doors at night.
I think I can force my way through this process with charisma and skill
You're gonna have to lie about your address though.
I already did
That's what I thought.
Dumpster #2 behind 7Eleven would raise questions.
I'm the #1 dumpster guy anyway, I don't play second fiddle to anyone
Being assertive and confident is a skill, and it's rare in the land of fluoride numbed sheep.
I'm the one that does the contacting around here. [...] yeah let's do it now.
badass
See people like you should be running companies.
Just don't mention you visit poal, you should be good!
If they ask, I will tell them I use Upgoat
Nice. I think my first question would have been something like "How and why did you decide to go around the process". Depending on the answer I would possibly hire on the spot.
Now that's how it's done. Good luck TK. 👍
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