A white man would just replace the batteries.
I'm not saying they have cameras in them hooked up to a network of micro drones swarming over every population center live streaming your living room directly to mossad headquarters, I just find them intrusive.
If you ever set one of them off by walking into a room after spending a few days in the woods because you smelled like a campfire, you'd know what I mean. (This is hyperbole, of course).
I smell like campfire all the time. We own a tree company and burn massive piles of wood daily, and I have fireplace in the house. Mine doesn't go off unless I leave something in the toaster to long.
Perhaps your "smoke detector" is not sensitive enough. The ones the government installed in every place I ever worked plucked dust samples from the air around you to record your dna. Working your own land as you do, I'm sure they only have a few of those stealth drones assigned specifically to your property. Why do you think you can only buy aluminum foil anymore? Tin foil worked. lol
(post is archived)