You carry purses, that's why brought purses here in the first placez
i'M TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING BAG YOU SHIKT
Oh, your bag. Of course! Maroonsaint has it and you don't want it back. He even named it. (If this wasn't a shitpost before, it sure is now. Sorry, about your bag, bro.)
mY BAG YES FUCK YOU!
I don't want to have the sexy times with you, zir. Please stay on your side of the bench. This is a public park, think of the children.
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