Oh, your bag. Of course! Maroonsaint has it and you don't want it back. He even named it. (If this wasn't a shitpost before, it sure is now. Sorry, about your bag, bro.)
mY BAG YES FUCK YOU!
I don't want to have the sexy times with you, zir. Please stay on your side of the bench. This is a public park, think of the children.
TROON SHIT FUCKOFF MY BAG!
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