Be sure to “sup dude” and “hey man” or “hey, it’s my boy, ___” every time you see him.
Make sure they know they are not welcome.
How so?
Beg it for date and stalk it relentlessly until it either moves out or moves in.
That's some next level shit.
The ole frozen piss plate under the door trick?
It didn't want to expose its manly voice incase you roared with laughter.
You still got the typewriter?
Literally was typing a final draft of my last piece on the porch. Wtf
OP: Also OP: Today’s Tom Sawyer He gets high on you And the space he invades He gets by on you
Not gonna lie, they're not terrible looking for a tranny or plain drag. Not flamboyant. Pretty strange there was just a dead unresponsive stare though
> Not gonna lie, they're not terrible looking for a tranny or plain drag.
Confirmed faggot. Also, look at that jew nose on the kike that tells him it's a tranny.
I was hoping for a more humorous reaction but this will do
Maybe it was your haircut. ; )
It's a nice haircut
there was just a dead unresponsive stare
42% of the way there, then.
Could also be someone paying the vax tax so they're slowly dying and becoming frail from the toxic, experimental, poisonous injections they took... losing weight, zombielike stare, blank eyes, I'd guess it's either a tranny or an unidentifable female or male who are on their last days.
Just be alert as they probably can sense death coming. They usually are broken so they also take out others before they commit suicide or die by cop or armed citizens.
Must have been the pronouns.
There was no dialogue
Apply dewormers, might save them, who knows?
Dewormer pie gift
Show it your dick.
You know you want to.
Might be the only time I can get away with public exposure
My best friend lived next to a house filled with them. We heard a lot of funny shit. “Don’t make me take these heels off”. One of them used to I shit you not, snort blow and run. One of them got something way too big jammed into its arse and went to the hospital. These people are fucking demented and should be fed to zoo animals.
That's crazy. I'd still do a line with them
Cocaine makes people so incredible things.
Every once in a while
Oh yeah, forgot to mention, I used to take care of horses on cocaine
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