He doesn't have bacon lying around in random corners of his house.
Communist.
I don't have mine laying around randomly, it is baked every morning in my house and can always be found on the tray in the oven.
A reasonable man.
Then there’s those of us who slowly cure and smoke bacon and treat it as a valuable thing, not smear it in peanut butter. I eat my bacon plain, by itself, slowly. It’s fucking awesome.
Bacon Party 2024.
It also self-selects to ensure no kikes or goatfuckers.
Bacon is something not to waste with peanut butter. Throwing on it is something a bread line communist would do in desperation.
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