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Hurr Durr New malware warning

Has anyone else heard of this? So apparently there is this new trojan horse that you can get without even having internet access. Your computer could be infected and you never even know (though there are some diagnostic websites that can let you know instantly, or you can ship your hard drive off to be analyzed).

I guess if you visit the same website as someone with an infected computer, you are supposed to shut your computer off for 14 days (even though the infected computer can be used after only ten days???).

I don't know all the details. Something about covering the CPU case fan with a towel and injecting superglue into the USB ports is supposed to help??

open to feedback, as this is a work in progress

Has anyone else heard of this? So apparently there is this new trojan horse that you can get without even having internet access. Your computer could be infected and you never even know (though there are some diagnostic websites that can let you know instantly, or you can ship your hard drive off to be analyzed). I guess if you visit the same website as someone with an infected computer, you are supposed to shut your computer off for 14 days (even though the infected computer can be used after only ten days???). I don't know all the details. Something about covering the CPU case fan with a towel and injecting superglue into the USB ports is supposed to help?? *open to feedback, as this is a work in progress*

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[–] • 2 pts

Post the first 2 paragraphs to sites visited by dems and list their sites unconfirmed infected as examples. Find others on facebook willing to likewise post that when you go for it. Good luck.

[–] • 2 pts

I went ahead and dunked my laptop into a vat of surfboard epoxy, just to be safe

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

laughs in Linux

[–] • 0 pt

This sounds like coronaronadingdong quarantine policies which hasn't infected me oddly... since I haven't taken the poisonous injections and haven't worn a mask.

Are you pulling our leg? Because this is hilarious satire if so.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

injecting superglue into the USB ports

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[–] • 1 pt (edited )

I knew I followed you because of like-mindedness. I was being semi sarcastic because this was a perfect example in a nutshell of how fake coronaronadingdong is.

My car has engine monkey pox apparently.

I was told by the mechanic to not drive it and leave it parked in the garage and not enter for 14 days and then it should be safe to drive.

My car has to social distance though so I can only drive on rural highways and if anyone gets to close I have yo pull over to the side and put my hazards on.