You're one of best creations ever! I love all of your comments and both of your posts.
Sick? Well, that's a tough question there pal. ...I don't know. Why did I imagine you into existence? Maybe as a foil to keep me on my toes? It seems the only people that call me a fag here are... themselves of ...shall we say, dubious orientation.
Or maybe you're just one of those automated response programs I've been reading about. I don't know. Respond with "click-click, whirr-whirr" if you are a machine.
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