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... you bought a Mega Millions ticket.

... you bought a Mega Millions ticket.

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Most, if not all, of these big lotteries are fixed, did you know? I mean, they're not going to give millions of dollars to some slob on the street who bought a ticket, not when they can steal it for themselves. It goes to brothers and brothers-in-law and nephews and aunts and friends and business associates -- anyone who will avoid immediate suspicion, and will divide up the money afterwards without complaint.

It also goes to pay people off. The last major lotto wasn't too long after the 2020 election. Split multiple ways.

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Yeah I tried to, the stupid bitch at the store after I said mega with megaplier gave me Texas lotto tickets! So I guess no. I buy a ticket maybe three times a year now.

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I hope you win the Texas lotto!

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Was it a dot head? The damn dot heads around here would always give people the wrong ticket on purpose. Then the person buying the tickets will usually go ahead and take what the street shitter "mistakenly" printed And get the one that originally came in for.

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Naw this was just a stupid ass white bitch, I had to give her back $5 one time cause she was so stupid.

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It's usually a street shitter around here. And it happens often enough that I see it once or twice a week!

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Nope, still not an honest bet until the jackpot gives $660m cash, after taxes.

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Most Poalacks would be happy with a $14.88 million payout.

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Some of the "fellow poalacks" would be happy with a $6 gazillion payout!

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And if your odds of winning were 1:14,880,000 and a ticket were a dollar it would be a fair bet.

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A?

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Meant to write "a dozen MM tickets" instead of "a MM ticket".

My last lottery ticket was sometime in the nineties. I simply came to the conclusion that either this shit was rigged or else the odds were so bad that it just wasn't worth my time.

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Always looks like a fast track to mental illness to me?

life may be poorer, but at least it's not having zero friends you can trust and an excess of cocaine

for the sake of the people/marriages involved, just limit the prize to say 40K/year/for life, then people can go off and paint landscapes instead of doing an office job, that would be a pretty nice life without all the chaotic downsides.

Although if you had 20M spare, I bet you could pay Tucker Carlson to name the jew...

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BTC. I bought BTC actually.