Have a tech who only uses white electrical tape. I asked him why.
Its the only one that works.
This is good.
Lol. Had a guy a couple yrs back put a chain on his saw backwards. Sharpened twice tryin to figure out why it wouldnt cut. After he got mad enough we told him. He didnt come back.
Lmao
Here’s one of my funny work stories-
Worked a lot laying brick with an older Lakota injun feller named Earl. He had found us a better pay’n job up in Wyoming so we decided to quit the one we were on. The foreman was an asshole anyway as was the shop steward.
We were up four decks of scaffolding on a high school gymnasium wall. Earl says to me, just go along with me on this. Now your average gymnasium wall doesn’t have any windows in it, but Earl tells a hoddy we need 3 three foot angle irons. We commenced to put’n in a 2’x2’ window in this wall of brick and block. I’m thinking this goofy fukr just wants us to get fired instead of quit’n. We got over the window with three courses of brick and a course of block before the foreman comes running out of the construction trailer yell’n, “What the fuk are you guys doin’, there ain’t no window goin’ there!” Earl yells down at him, “Sure there is, it’s a pay window, now where’s our fuk’n checks?” Lol, we never got a job out of that hall again for a long time.
Edit; sp
I just found out now. No work Monday or Tuesday I guess.
What kind of comments did you make that got you suspended?
It's about time you got your jollies off Olga. Kinda feel bad for the horse though having to be part of all that. Ey someone be sure to wipe down the saddle on Sea breeze!
Lysol spray.
When she started moaning and was holding on to the horse and moving back and forth and side to side and a couple coworkers she is friends with started murmuring to each other knowing what was going on and a couple others said audibly that she might be injured, I just kind of loudly said in a dead pan tone, "no need for her boyfriend tonight". She's a coalburner so I don't like her anyways.
Imagine if a man started rubbing his penis through his pants, and then visibly have an orgasm in a similar context. He'd be fired. But somehow she is the victim here. If you want to push this further you can claim that your coworker masturbating with a horse in front of everyone is sexual harassment. I mean, she literally engaged in an act of bestiality in front of everyone.
100% worth it. This is why when you saw women ride horses in movies in the 50s and 60s they'd always sit sideways.
Ah. I never thought of that.
My job sometimes does these sorts of things, after work drinks, and the like. Never been to any of them, because outside of work time is spent with my family, not with work spergs.
Don't make friends of coworkers
Precisely. I have no intention of doing so, and they know very little about what I do outside of work.
Yep, I Iearned this on the trip. It was 16 hours paid leave and camping I enjoy, yeah I took the money, I took the suspension and Wednesday should be entertaining. I didn't appreciate the secret itinerary though. I thought it was just a camping trip where you set up a tent and enjoyed the wilderness and campfires. I pretended I felt sick and had diarrhea to avoid the group hike, they all left and I crafted some random woodworkings with my bowie knife.
I feel too far removed from most people to find anything funny with them.
Did you start your story off with the word "so" just to aggravate me? lol
Show up anyway. 1st Amendment and they can't suspend you for it. It wasn't at work in any real sense. You work for assholes....but you know this.
So she raped herself on the horse ?
We " accidentally" locked an asshole foreman in a trailer in 15 degree weather for a little over an hour , before someone let him out.
He quit shortly after , probably for the best
Lmao
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