Time for you to stop shopping at GhetoMart and go to a more expensive store... one that doesn't put their money into GoKarts.
Had a leg injury a while back and used one of those scooters to navigate a discount store just one time. It was noisy and slow, and makes you stand out like an asshole.
I was able to view it as a joke played on myself for getting old and not stretching before running around with the kids. I would be embarrassed to have to use it regularly because of being a lazy fatass.
These people have no shame.
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