We were canoeing with friends and had a friendly race. I was in the back of my canoe with a hipster doofus in the front. We also had the cooler and other equipment. The other boat had two competent men and a little gear. I knew we didn't stand a chance but what made things so bad was the retard in the front thinking he was steering the boat. He would swap sides between almost every stroke. His paddle was out of the water more than it was in. I told him to just paddle on one side and I will steer. He wouldn't listen so I stopped paddling. He got upset because he actually thought he was going to win.
We were canoeing with friends and had a friendly race. I was in the back of my canoe with a hipster doofus in the front. We also had the cooler and other equipment. The other boat had two competent men and a little gear. I knew we didn't stand a chance but what made things so bad was the retard in the front thinking he was steering the boat. He would swap sides between almost every stroke. His paddle was out of the water more than it was in. I told him to just paddle on one side and I will steer. He wouldn't listen so I stopped paddling. He got upset because he actually thought he was going to win.
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