We were canoeing with friends and had a friendly race. I was in the back of my canoe with a hipster doofus in the front. We also had the cooler and other equipment. The other boat had two competent men and a little gear. I knew we didn't stand a chance but what made things so bad was the retard in the front thinking he was steering the boat. He would swap sides between almost every stroke. His paddle was out of the water more than it was in. I told him to just paddle on one side and I will steer. He wouldn't listen so I stopped paddling. He got upset because he actually thought he was going to win.
Wholesome!
Don't knock tubing, especially where you can bring a cooler of beer. Last time I did it was in the Ozark Mountains. There weren't niggers anywhere.
Tubing is a fun leisure activity, and there were lots of friendly whites tubing, some of whom offered us beer or snacks from their coolers as we chatted with them. I’ve even been tubing, myself, and intend to go again some time.
None of that changes the fact that the niggers only wanted to float downstream like the turds they were. We made sure to get away from them as quickly as possible, in case a fight broke out among them.
Did you make sure to count all your guns when you got back?
Sister went on a class 4 whitewater rafting trip with youth group. Some nigger tried to use a Walmart inflatable thing. Warned him not to. Nigger died. Ex navy seal couldn't revive him.
Happy ending!
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