Fire Safe Cigarettes Suck. | Poal: Say what you want.

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You goddamn motherfuckers couldn't even leave that alone.

If I light a cigarette, I want it to burn until all the tobacco is gone. I want it to continue smoking until the ash is 3 inches long. I want a 3 inch ash to drop on my knee to let me know my cigarette is burned out. Now you government agencies won't even allow that.

You motherfuckers had to make a deal with the tobacco industry to force them to place unburnabale strips of fucking paper at various intervals on every cigarette in every fucking pack in every carton. You rotten bastards.

FUCK YOU!

You goddamn motherfuckers couldn't even leave that alone. If I light a cigarette, I want it to burn until all the tobacco is gone. I want it to continue smoking until the ash is 3 inches long. I want a 3 inch ash to drop on my knee to let me know my cigarette is burned out. Now you government agencies won't even allow that. You motherfuckers had to make a deal with the tobacco industry to force them to place unburnabale strips of fucking paper at various intervals on every cigarette in every fucking pack in every carton. You rotten bastards. FUCK YOU!

[–] • 5 pts

Yes. Old school cigarettes worked as time delay fuses. Now thats gone because some twot fell asleep and set his house on fire.

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[–] • 2 pts

i dont smoke anymore, but when i did, i too was furious at what they did to my smokes. i also noticed there at the end, that they just didnt taste the same... no nicotine delivery system is what it was... hell, theyve managed to fuck up anything that anyone might find enjoyable.. blame the kikes..