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I don't know the motherfucker except he loved to mow his lawn 2-3 times a week, was obsessed with leaf blowers and edgers, and thought 6 ears of corn was a garden

He was in his 30's I think.

So his family came over to clean up his property but I don't know who the fuck they are because Chris kept to himself

I just accosted a grieving family for treading on my property. "who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my yard!?

"At least you didn't shoot me" said Chris's poor father.

I don't know the motherfucker except he loved to mow his lawn 2-3 times a week, was obsessed with leaf blowers and edgers, and thought 6 ears of corn was a garden He was in his 30's I think. So his family came over to clean up his property but I don't know who the fuck they are because Chris kept to himself I just accosted a grieving family for treading on my property. "who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my yard!? "At least you didn't shoot me" said Chris's poor father.

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[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

He's the neighbor who used to assassinate bluebirds with his air rifle and leave the corpses in my yard, get meth deliveries at all hours, bump his music all night, had a glasspack on his Honda, no girls at his house ever just a lot of loudmouth dudes

[–] • 4 pts

sounds like a genuine piece of shit

[–] • 2 pts

I would have asked him to turn it down once. Then I would have called the cops every night

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

That's a sober and prudent way to handle the situation.

[–] • 1 pt

killing bluebirds? No wonder old scratch came calling.