Welcome • User Guide
ToS • Privacy • Canary
Donate • Bugs • License

©2025 Poal.co

418

I don't know the motherfucker except he loved to mow his lawn 2-3 times a week, was obsessed with leaf blowers and edgers, and thought 6 ears of corn was a garden

He was in his 30's I think.

So his family came over to clean up his property but I don't know who the fuck they are because Chris kept to himself

I just accosted a grieving family for treading on my property. "who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my yard!?

"At least you didn't shoot me" said Chris's poor father.

I don't know the motherfucker except he loved to mow his lawn 2-3 times a week, was obsessed with leaf blowers and edgers, and thought 6 ears of corn was a garden He was in his 30's I think. So his family came over to clean up his property but I don't know who the fuck they are because Chris kept to himself I just accosted a grieving family for treading on my property. "who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my yard!? "At least you didn't shoot me" said Chris's poor father.

(post is archived)

[–] • 1 pt

WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?

[–] • 1 pt

wat

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

why?

[–] • 2 pts

I guess, what's the punchline?

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

He's dead and I threatened his family unnecessarily. HAHA

[–] • 1 pt

How far into your yard did they go? Like two feet, or where they peering through your windows?? Also - how far is your neighbors home from yours?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Dead Guy never infringed on the property boundaries and he was obsessed with yardwork

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

wat

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

a neighbor is someone who owns the house next door to you dumbfuck

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

that apparently you harass.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

He's the neighbor who used to assassinate bluebirds with his air rifle and leave the corpses in my yard, get meth deliveries at all hours, bump his music all night, had a glasspack on his Honda, no girls at his house ever just a lot of loudmouth dudes