Hail, fellow patriot! I encourage you to write a manifesto. I will even help you write it! In fact, you can just write down what I say, and stick your name on the end. Then, maybe, we can think about kidnapping some governor, or hassling some naked fags twerking down the street! If you are really good, I will send you a tricked-out automatic rifle you cannot afford! Wouldn't that be nice, patriot? We'll show them this is MAGA country! Did I mention writing a manifesto?
Hail, fellow patriot! I encourage you to write a manifesto. I will even help you write it! In fact, you can just write down what I say, and stick your name on the end. Then, maybe, we can think about kidnapping some governor, or hassling some naked fags twerking down the street! If you are really good, I will send you a tricked-out automatic rifle you cannot afford! Wouldn't that be nice, patriot? We'll show them this is MAGA country! Did I mention writing a manifesto?
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