Came out of Wuhan like a Chinese curse,
Every day that passed, it just got worse;
People were dropping to the left and right,
Like bowling pins on a Friday night.
They locked us up and covered our faces,
Wouldn't let us go to a lot of places;
We couldn't eat out or cut our hair,
Everyone was frightened by the Covid scare.
"It's just two weeks to flatten the curve,"
That Fauci guy had a lot of nerve;
"In just six months we'll be rid of it,"
That Fauci guy was full of shit.
"It should be over by the end of the year,"
Fauci told us with a grin from ear to ear;
"If you want your job you'll take the vax,
You don't need research, you don't need facts."
"Believe everything we say is true,
Would your government ever lie to you?
Pay no attention to the heart attacks,
Where's the proof they were caused by the vax?"
Now it's two years later and we're over the Wu,
They still won't admit it was just a flu;
Fauci and his gang made it in a lab,
They infected us so they could sell the jab.
People say they probably spread it on purpose,
We're all just clowns in the Covid circus;
No need to fret, no need to whine,
The Commie Chinese are doing just fine.
So is Bill Gates in his ivory tower,
He gave the whole world a golden shower;
Fauci's still grinning like a silver fox,
Biden whispers two words: "Monkey pox."
Came out of Wuhan like a Chinese curse,
Every day that passed, it just got worse;
People were dropping to the left and right,
Like bowling pins on a Friday night.
They locked us up and covered our faces,
Wouldn't let us go to a lot of places;
We couldn't eat out or cut our hair,
Everyone was frightened by the Covid scare.
"It's just two weeks to flatten the curve,"
That Fauci guy had a lot of nerve;
"In just six months we'll be rid of it,"
That Fauci guy was full of shit.
"It should be over by the end of the year,"
Fauci told us with a grin from ear to ear;
"If you want your job you'll take the vax,
You don't need research, you don't need facts."
"Believe everything we say is true,
Would your government ever lie to you?
Pay no attention to the heart attacks,
Where's the proof they were caused by the vax?"
Now it's two years later and we're over the Wu,
They still won't admit it was just a flu;
Fauci and his gang made it in a lab,
They infected us so they could sell the jab.
People say they probably spread it on purpose,
We're all just clowns in the Covid circus;
No need to fret, no need to whine,
The Commie Chinese are doing just fine.
So is Bill Gates in his ivory tower,
He gave the whole world a golden shower;
Fauci's still grinning like a silver fox,
Biden whispers two words: "Monkey pox."
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