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Because I am using the lingo of those young people I heard recently. Whenever she has a concern I tell her "don't dip trip over a nip slip bro". She hates it but I can't stop.

Because I am using the lingo of those young people I heard recently. Whenever she has a concern I tell her "don't dip trip over a nip slip bro". She hates it but I can't stop.

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[–] 8 pts

lol She should reply with "Okay boomer"

[–] 5 pts

Tell her you loves her, no cap

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

My wife wants a divorce because she can't stand my Transformers imitations. I told her, "I can change!"

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Wives be hella mid bruh

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She got dat booty, yo. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!

[–] 1 pt

dat booty, yo

Bites knuckle

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Me and ex-wife got divorced because she believed I was conspiring with the people that lived in the closets and smoke detectors to kill her. I wish I were joking.

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Sir, you are lucky, most women destroy you before they let the world know how crazy they are

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All women are crazy, some are just better at hiding it

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I dated a crazy woman for 5 years. I knew she had bipolar but I didn't really understand what it meant. For the first 4.8 years she was completely normal. Then one day it was like a switch was flipped and she was a completely different person. She didn't sleep for days, was paranoid and heard voices talking to her. She also decided she didn't love me and told me I had to move out of our home immediately or she would tell the police I was beating her. Of course nothing even remotely close to that ever happened. I tried so hard to get her help but there was none. It was the most frustrating and scary thing I've ever been through and I have fought in war. This was harder on me.

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One night she will stab you in your sleep, and you will wake up in heaven, and Jesus will come to you and say, "Cut out that nigger talk."

[–] 1 pt

I'm sorry to hear that, but hopefully she isn't leaving you simply because you're speaking like a younger person. Anyway, blessings to you.

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Lmao... great comedy writing.

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