Also, fuck those fiberglass handle hammers.
Also, fuck those fiberglass handle hammers.
And the little slant eyed yellow demons that made them
And the little slant eyed yellow demons that made them
Works for fine cactus needles too.
Works for fine cactus needles too.
I'll keep that in mind
I'll keep that in mind
This is good to know.
This is good to know.
Now you tell me.
Lol in the early seventies I tortured kids one day with "itching powder" down their back.
Of COURSE it was fiberglass.
So the teacher took my full packet, opened the back of my shirt, and poured the entire contents out.
Oh my. I was, like, red, all over.
But in 1963 just before Kennedy was killed, a teacher in Las Vegas where we lived literally washed my mouth out with soap cause muh language (don't remember what I said though).
She opened a packet of powdered soap and ordered me to stick out my tongue. Goodness it tasted, like, awful.
The kids in that school were so mean that I intentionally got myself in trouble so I couldn't go to recess.
Cause, you know, they would try and kill you if you were outside.
Well, almost. While I was engaged at the urinal I got spit on right in the face.
And other fun stuff. They was terrorists. Little snots.
Now you tell me.
Lol in the early seventies I tortured kids one day with "itching powder" down their back.
Of COURSE it was fiberglass.
So the teacher took my full packet, opened the back of my shirt, and poured the entire contents out.
Oh my. I was, like, red, all over.
But in 1963 just before Kennedy was killed, a teacher in Las Vegas where we lived literally washed my mouth out with soap cause muh language (don't remember what I said though).
She opened a packet of powdered soap and ordered me to stick out my tongue. Goodness it tasted, like, awful.
The kids in that school were so mean that I intentionally got myself in trouble so I couldn't go to recess.
Cause, you know, they would try and kill you if you were outside.
Well, almost. While I was engaged at the urinal I got spit on right in the face.
And other fun stuff. They was terrorists. Little snots.
Also in '63, 5th grade, sent to the principals office because it's not easy being the class clown. Sitting in the office, admin women have the radio, JFK assassination announced. Tears and chaos erupt, they tell me to go back to class. Teacher demands to know why I'm back. Tell her JFKs dead. She slaps me and screams at me that's not funny.
Also in '63, 5th grade, sent to the principals office because it's not easy being the class clown. Sitting in the office, admin women have the radio, JFK assassination announced. Tears and chaos erupt, they tell me to go back to class. Teacher demands to know why I'm back. Tell her JFKs dead. She slaps me and screams at me that's not funny.
Oh man, that is terrible. But very believable.
Yes, my teachers went ape, all I remember is one female teacher approaching another, with a transistor radio in her hand, and she crying and emotional and they grabbed each other.
Then of course we all went home and watched everything on TV for three days. So crazy. Vivid memories.
They hated us in Nevada because we were from Texas where he was killed, we moved back home quickly after that.
Why were we in Nevada? My dad was a blackjack dealer...
Oh man, that is terrible. But very believable.
Yes, my teachers went ape, all I remember is one female teacher approaching another, with a transistor radio in her hand, and she crying and emotional and they grabbed each other.
Then of course we all went home and watched everything on TV for three days. So crazy. Vivid memories.
They hated us in Nevada because we were from Texas where he was killed, we moved back home quickly after that.
Why were we in Nevada? My dad was a blackjack dealer...
https://youtu.be/3ZYBHFv9Z14?t=55
Grew up in a small rural town in CA. After a lifetime of bouncing around I now live in a small rural town in TX.
Grew up in a small rural town in CA. After a lifetime of bouncing around I now live in a small rural town in TX.
Lmao.
Lmao.
Soap with pumice in it is also pretty good at removing tiny splinters. But if you get a bigger one, you can really feel it, but you can't see it, trying tape first is a good option. If you just wash your hands first, you might shatter the splinter or drive it deeper into your skin in fragments.
Also, use warm water to keep your skin looser, so the splinter is more likely to slip free.
Soap with pumice in it is also pretty good at removing tiny splinters. But if you get a bigger one, you can really feel it, but you can't see it, trying tape first is a good option. If you just wash your hands first, you might shatter the splinter or drive it deeper into your skin in fragments.
Also, use warm water to keep your skin looser, so the splinter is more likely to slip free.
Indeed. But out on the road duct tape is the way to go
Indeed. But out on the road duct tape is the way to go
Splinters, fiberglass, itch powder, animal hair, female hair
Splinters, fiberglass, itch powder, animal hair, female hair
Sasquatch hair, nigger hair
Sasquatch hair, nigger hair
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