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If males have two testicles, and females have two ovaries, why aren't we all born twins? I guess humans are inherently flawed. Humans are designed to be born as twins, and sometimes it happens. I think humans had their DNA messed up by something. Maybe radiations or viruses. Anyway, twins is the logic way to procreate. If the majority of humans are not born twins, it simply means something is not working as it's supposed to.

If males have two testicles, and females have two ovaries, why aren't we all born twins? I guess humans are inherently flawed. Humans are designed to be born as twins, and sometimes it happens. I think humans had their DNA messed up by something. Maybe radiations or viruses. Anyway, twins is the logic way to procreate. If the majority of humans are not born twins, it simply means something is not working as it's supposed to.

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[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Are you trying to outretard yourself every day? I imagine you wake up and say to yourself "today is the day I reach peak stupid!"

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

Beat me to it. This dude is fuckin nuts.

Should I go congratulate my twin boys? Tell them they are the only ones in the family with correct DNA?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Hey at least he makes you stop and think about random shit you otherwise wouldn't consider.

more interesting than just hearing the same old BS over and over again.

[–] • 3 pts

Alcohol talking again? That shit is hurting your brain man. Stop before the damage is irreversable.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

All yall faggots in this comments section can't help but convulse at the thought of an odd concept.

Just explain why his logic is flawed, and move on. You may actually help someone. Are you unable to forumlate a counter-argument?

[–] • 1 pt

https://archive.ph/X3JL7

Primates in general seem to rarely give birth to twins, even though primates have two nuts:

DR. ROBERT M. YERKES has described the first authentic recorded case of the appearance of twins in an anthropoid ape family (Science, May 11, 1934). The twins, one male the other female, were born almost a year ago at the Anthropoid Experiment Station of Yale University, at Orange Park, Florida. The parents were chimpanzees, the male about eleven years old and the female about twenty. Although among other primates, such as lemurs, gibbons, baboons and monkeys, twin births, according to Dr. Yerkes, have occasionally been recorded, the higher apes, chimpanzees, orang-outans and gorillas, have not hitherto been known to give birth to more than one young at a time.

If examined I think the "two nuts, two children hypothesis" would be proven invalid for most species.

[–] • 2 pts

> I think I lowered my IQ by 2 points trying to decipher that piss stain statement, OP.

[–] • 1 pt

Now that you mention it, I remember when both of my testicles went inside my wife ovaries to impregnate her

[–] • 1 pt

Holy shit, I think you’ve figured it all out.

[–] • 0 pt

Just another (stupid) version of "Humans bad."