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So i went to the doctor today for a chemical burn i received at work and maybe i'm reading too far into it, but when they took my vitals they looked surprised and said that i was "extremely healthy". am i what passes for extremely healthy nowadays? i live a pretty sedimentary lifestyle with my only exercise being my job and i know very well that i dont eat the most healthy food. is the vaccine lowering their standards so much that i stand out?

So i went to the doctor today for a chemical burn i received at work and maybe i'm reading too far into it, but when they took my vitals they looked surprised and said that i was "extremely healthy". am i what passes for extremely healthy nowadays? i live a pretty sedimentary lifestyle with my only exercise being my job and i know very well that i dont eat the most healthy food. is the vaccine lowering their standards so much that i stand out?

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What's your mental health like?

Has your psychiatrist been able to describe your inability to construct poetry without medication?

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I'm 70, have normal BMI, normal blood pressure, low cholesterol, low resting heart rate, don't take any prescription drugs. Doctors act like I'm a unicorn.

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i live a pretty sedimentary lifestyle

I don't know what kind of vitals a rock would have, but if your layers of sediment are uniform and deposited well, then I guess you're pretty healthy for a sedimentary rock. You're no igneous rock Chad, but at least you're not one of those tranny metamorphic rocks who try to pass so at least you have that going for you.