You should apologize for being retarded and using the word retarded because it's not fair to retarded people and you were just being retarded, as it's not their fault that they are idiots after all.
And then when she says they're not idiots you can reply that you know they're not idiots, they're fucking retards and she's not being very empathetic with you right now. Because you're trying to apologize and you have severe autism.
LMAO yeah I didn't think about that but that would have been hilarious! Flipped the idiots and autism in with it and it would have been so awkward but worth it. I'll never stop saying retarded though I guess they want people to save cognitively disabled or sumpin instead. The other day at fedex I told a black dude working there something was gay and I think he was offended as well lol.
You should frequent their store more often, and use that word under your breath in an off hand way. "Nice buds. Indica is sooo retarded" Make a retard tshirt with an arrow pointing to your dick. People are too damn touchy.
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