It almost always works out fine! Got a cherry pie in there now, I burnt it last time :(
Why the fuck would you bake a pie. Ask your wife to do it!
You misspelled "tell."
I haven't seen or heard from her in over 5 years, so I opted to do it myself. I do miss her cooking...besides, it's a frozen pie, even I can 'make' it.
Liar! Someone spoiled it and said you got recently married.
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