Why the fuck would you bake a pie. Ask your wife to do it!
You misspelled "tell."
I haven't seen or heard from her in over 5 years, so I opted to do it myself. I do miss her cooking...besides, it's a frozen pie, even I can 'make' it.
Liar! Someone spoiled it and said you got recently married.
I made a larp-post about me and Helena getting married (I have done this a dozen times over the last few years), followed by another one of her divorcing me 21 hours later (on another site where she is a poster). She, of course, denies the whole thing.
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