This one weird trick will make plastic surgeons hate you ....
Get cancer and all your friends will every single damn time they see you, spontaneously tell you: "YOU LOOK GOOD!"
Watched a love one drop to 47 pounds and I will attest to this happening. All the way to the end.
Knew a guy who had inoperable cancer poking out his forehead. It was hard to look at his face. Pretty sure no one told him he looked good.
I'll bet he did though, people don't know what to say and think they are being kind instead of that they are really annoying.
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