But instead of "take a shit", shouldn't you say you're going to "leave a shit"... am I the only one who really gives a shit?
You have gifted a shit unto a pristine porcelain bowl.
But instead of "take a shit", shouldn't you say you're going to "leave a shit"... am I the only one who really gives a shit?
You have gifted a shit unto a pristine porcelain bowl.
I'm aware.
*this statement only applies to roughly half the planet.
And you eat from a bowl. WEIRD!
Humanity’s purpose, to move matter from one bowl to another.
Provides an oddly satisfying symmetry.
See all the turds at the super bowl?
Speak for yourself
Do polar bears shit in the woods? Where are the polar woods?
Diarrhea should be called throwing down.
I also shit on plates and sometimes into the silverware.
(post is archived)