Yes, and here's Kelvin.
273.15° Kelvin - water freezes. Put a hat on. "Watch out honey, it's below 273.15° Kelvin outside!" Lots of Kelvin people are saying that each morning before getting the newspaper from the driveway. It's only eleven syllables. Rolls right off the tongue.
32° Kelvin you will instantly die if exposed to this temperature. Household objects are now superconductors.
0° Kelvin. Functionally the same as 32° Kelvin. You're dead.
Fuck that shit.
Sounds pretty gay to me, bud.
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