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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.”

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran. A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.” I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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The Buddhist paid with a $20 and all he got back was the hot dog. When he asked for his change the hotdog vendor replied "Change can only come from within"