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So true. One job I worked at was a bit remote so I rented a cheap campsite and set up a tent. After I cashed my first couple of checks I just felt the drive to the bank wasn't worth the effort so I just sat on my checks for the next twelve weeks until the project ended.

When I went to the bank to cash out since I had no account there they ran out. I had to return the following day when I cleaned them out once more. The tellers were shocked and I got some odd looks from them as they quietly handed over the stacks of hundred dollar bills. They acted like I was robbing them at gunpoint. It's a great feeling cleaning out a bank and even better doing it two days in a row.

[–] 1 pt

I'd like to go there the night before and put superglue in all the locks. Then as the bank opens sit across the street with a breakfast sandwich and coffee.

[–] 1 pt

Read the fine print on your bank account - they just freeze your accounts for thirty days - bank run over.

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Op has never heard of bank holidays but wants us to buy crypto. Crypto has peaked obviously with retards like that buying.

They'd put daily withdrawal limits.

[–] 0 pt

unless they just let it happen to show the horrors of physical cash

[–] 1 pt

If the bank forced you into crypto, you wouldn’t need them to hold your money. It would be counter productive unless they pushed you into a crypto of their choosing and control.

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Immediately,close and lock bank doors,upper mgmt.is contacted for further instructions.