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The memory:

Neighbor came over. Must have spit into the wind or wasn't paying attention. Because he had thick yellow snot on both his boots. Gagged four times trying to tell someone, and then puked in my mouth a little while trying to hold back the vomit. So now I can puke on command just by focusing on the memory real hard.

Seeing as poal is going down, whats your weird flex?

The memory: Neighbor came over. Must have spit into the wind or wasn't paying attention. Because he had *thick yellow* snot on both his boots. Gagged four times trying to tell someone, and then puked in my mouth a little while trying to hold back the vomit. So now I can puke on command just by focusing on the memory real hard. Seeing as poal is going down, whats your weird flex?

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Unless I'm inebriated I know what time it is +/- 5 minutes. Always wake up a minute or two before my alarm. Timers are superfluous. I get a feeling and check with under 30 seconds left on the clock.