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Years ago I ran into a guy that I went to school with. He asked about my time in the military then stated " I would have been Special Forces if I had joined!".

Of course he had no clue about the effort required to accomplish that. I asked him " are you good at taking shit?". He replied " I dont take shit from anybody!".

I laughed and said " If you want to be Special Forces you take shit every day for a year". he had no comeback.

Years ago I ran into a guy that I went to school with. He asked about my time in the military then stated " I would have been Special Forces if I had joined!". Of course he had no clue about the effort required to accomplish that. I asked him " are you good at taking shit?". He replied " I dont take shit from anybody!". I laughed and said " If you want to be Special Forces you take shit every day for a year". he had no comeback.

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I worked in a place with a bunch of exmarines. On one of the bathroom stall walls was written "Pain is nothing more than weakness leaving your body."

I pulled out my sharpie marker, and followed with: "One night I was walking through the dark livingroom and stubbed my toe on the coffee table. I felt the weakness leave my body."