Keep shrimps in your pockets and just touch them all the time and touch everything else too
I do have shrimp in my fridge
Dude... you could become a superhero vigilante against shitskin religious food.
Do an AMAZING job, work real hard, suck up to oyur bosses all while smearing shrimp and shit on the food. Get a good reference. Then go work at a halal place and scream at all the goats when no one is looking. Become a traveling expert on halal and kosher food production and ruin millions of unwitting retards.
I've found my calling... In the water industry off season
Don't you really mean bacon?
You have more than one pocket
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