Dude... you could become a superhero vigilante against shitskin religious food.
Do an AMAZING job, work real hard, suck up to oyur bosses all while smearing shrimp and shit on the food. Get a good reference. Then go work at a halal place and scream at all the goats when no one is looking. Become a traveling expert on halal and kosher food production and ruin millions of unwitting retards.
I've found my calling... In the water industry off season
you could be THE WINTER MEAT SOLDIER. you could even get a cool robot arm and make people call you Steve.
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