I hope you keep looking for something else and get out of there ASAP
Take a shit in a jar of gefilte fish , they won't be able to tell the difference
Nah. They'd love that. Probably use it in a ritual
Sprinkle bacon grease on everything
That's the spirit. Hope my swastika necklace falls out my layers
Before you leave that job, write on as many products as possible "18 WAS RIGHT" and see if they figure it out.
You mean 14 or 88?
18 = Adolf Hitler
Ah I see. You know how fast ADL would dox me?
Keep shrimps in your pockets and just touch them all the time and touch everything else too
I do have shrimp in my fridge
Dude... you could become a superhero vigilante against shitskin religious food.
Do an AMAZING job, work real hard, suck up to oyur bosses all while smearing shrimp and shit on the food. Get a good reference. Then go work at a halal place and scream at all the goats when no one is looking. Become a traveling expert on halal and kosher food production and ruin millions of unwitting retards.
I've found my calling... In the water industry off season
Don't you really mean bacon?
You have more than one pocket
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