When I was in my 20's, I had hairy arms and legs. Then when I started to lose my head hair in my late 30's it all migrated to my chest. Now that I'm a lot older, all the hair left my arms and legs and migrated to my ass-crack... it's a literal bear rug back there.

I shave my chest hair into Pikachu and his tail goes all the way down to my weiner

They do.

When I was a youth the hair came in on one side of my chest much more thoroughly than the other. Was v self-conscious about it until I decided to not be a fag about it. Eventually filled in normally.

Haha. I remember when I was like 25, I shaved my chest/abs rug just to see what it would look like. Worst idea ever. Seriously itched like hell as it grew back. Then I got really drunk and took a picture of it to send to my gf at the time... instead sent it to my uncle on accident... that was weird.

Edit: Something else I remembered. Some women claim they hate chest hair, but don't seem too disgusted when I inform them of the rug under my shirt. Fast forward to fooling around on the couch... and guess who can't stop running their fingers through it.

I do

When I was a teen I told one of my classmates I really liked a hairy dude. She flipped out and I realized why I didn't bother to hang out with other girls. I'm with a crazy hairy dude with a lovely beard. I understand to each their own so I don't care if other women like those feminized Kpop boys, but I will never really understand it. I'd be with a woman if I wanted to be with a woman.