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[–] [deleted] 23 pts

Congrats, here's hoping the skin color isn't a surprise.

[–] 15 pts

Congrats! Find a midwife.

[–] [deleted] 8 pts

Yeah, I'm really going to want to stay out of every hospital and probably do a home birth. If the doctors and nurses pressure me like I've heard they do to other parents about vax, it will not be very pretty for anyone involved. Imagine a guy yelling at hospital staff that is from OLD Voat...

[–] 8 pts

You wont have time to wait finding a midwife. The good ones are booked out. I'd move on it asap.

[–] 2 pts

This is something I have not anticipated having no children yet. Thanks for the tip.

[–] 2 pts

Congrats on the news! As has been said, get your reservation in now and find a qualified midwife.

With decades of front line medical work, the most amazing birth i was on scene at was a home birth. Not giving medical advice. The baby came out with a freaking APGAR of TEN. No exaggeration. The midwife said this is NORMAL for those folks that she has attended to. It was fantastic. Mom no pain meds but comfortable, more than you ever would have imagined possible. Years later (recently) some stranger said to me, oh you were there when that baby was born. Growing up healthy and happy.

The VALUES that this family had were evident in how they were able to approach this event. Glad they had the means to do it.

Had some other frens that yeah she had the baby at the hospital. Some extremely frightening points during that birth. They almost lost the mom. Then i found out later how they held them hostage until an MD signed them off to get out of there without the normal regimen of vaccines.

I spoke with them later, as i was not there during that event. I said, they WERE holding you hostage. I did visit during their stay but was not fully apprised of what was going on. I do know that place inside and out and where there is a will there is a way. Fortunately, a doctor stepped up to the plate.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

My cousin hr their baby at the hospital, talked them into c section, like they did my sister. But my cousins girlfriend got sewed back up and had internal bleeding for a few days before they noticed, she almost died. These doctors are so irresponsible

[–] 7 pts

Congratulations! It's not too early to think about home-schooling.

And consider you need at least three children, to replace yourself and your wife and take a step to race recovery.

[–] [deleted] 4 pts

Yeah really want homeschooling but I'm in Idaho, so I don't think it will be too bad. I'll be on top of all these teachers asses if they try to commie my kids

[–] 1 pt

3??? Those are rookie numbers. 6 at LEAST.

[–] 6 pts

Seriously though, congratulations, another beautiful White baby!!!

[–] 5 pts

Well, Whiter than the father, anyway...

[–] 6 pts

Don't listen to him! Congrats! Have you picked a name? Tyrone's been done to death. Jamal is nice or maybe a hyphen or apostrophe. Le'dontrayvoreous is very popular! 😂

[–] [deleted] 9 pts

If it's a girl, I like Bongkeisha but if it's a son, we name him after my wife's boyfriends name, J'Qwondarius

[–] 8 pts

Sha'queefa

Shabooboo

Bon'Qui'Qui

Watermelondra

Sharkeisha

Sha'nay'nay

La' Sha

Sharqueefa

Guuuuuuuuuurrrrl'

Bo'Nique

Symphonique

Eboleisha

Destiny

Mercedes

La-a'

Chantel

Chanel

Tay'quila

Laundreesha

Que'teefa

Smartphoneesha

Leo'Tanya

Queen'la'queefa

[–] 1 pt

I know a really hot farm girl type chick named Mercedes. Really is a shame the niggers appropriated that German name.

[–] 4 pts

Got another one on the way. My wife told me 2 weeks ago

[–] 4 pts

Congrats fren! May we all celebrate the birth of all of your children!

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

Congratulations! Welcome to the party (4 kids, too old for more but raising ours is a ton of fun.)

[–] 3 pts

Congrats!

Do you think the baby will look like the mother? Or the Black guy?

J/K

[–] 2 pts

Congrats! :)

Also, that username lol. I hope it doesn't reflect on the baby.

[–] 2 pts

Well done! Don't let them circumcise if it's a boy, don't let them induce labor, and tell your wife to breastfeed and accept no substitution.

Yep, delayed cord cut, no vax, no vitamin k, fuck these doctors

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