Every day my friend. Every day.
bird : I heard AOU from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead! engrish : How the hell do you wake up dead? bird : Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep. engrish : So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? bird : You can't go to bed dead! That shit would've been redundant. engrish : No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed. bird : But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool! engrish : Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
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