So...I eat a lotta chicken. That means I also eat a lotta chicken gravy. I buy the Campbell's shit inna glass jar at Walmart or Publix, $2 a jar. I usually get 20-30 to last me a few weeks. I hate shopping, because I hate people. I always buy dozens of whatever.
WELL.....I was just at Publix, and there was a sign sayin all customers are limited to TWO MUTHAFUCKKIN JARS of gravy!! Because of 'supply chain issues'!!! SUCK MY DUCK, MOTHERFUCK!
I bought 6 jars on the off chance the cashier was too high to notice, and it worked (she looked high as fuck). Luckily, Herr Bezos is gonna hook me up with a 1.5 POUND jar of powdered chicken stock from McCormick (it akshually has chicken in it, as opposed to cheaper sheee-it). I'M FUCKIN SHAKING WIT RAGE OVER HERE, NIGGERS!!!
So...I eat a lotta chicken. That means I also eat a lotta chicken gravy. I buy the Campbell's shit inna glass jar at Walmart or Publix, $2 a jar. I usually get 20-30 to last me a few weeks. I hate shopping, because I hate people. I always buy dozens of whatever.
WELL.....I was just at Publix, and there was a sign sayin all customers are limited to TWO MUTHAFUCKKIN JARS of gravy!! Because of 'supply chain issues'!!! SUCK MY DUCK, MOTHERFUCK!
I bought 6 jars on the off chance the cashier was too high to notice, and it worked (she looked high as fuck). Luckily, Herr Bezos is gonna hook me up with a 1.5 POUND jar of powdered chicken stock from McCormick (it akshually has chicken in it, as opposed to cheaper sheee-it). I'M FUCKIN SHAKING WIT RAGE OVER HERE, NIGGERS!!!
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