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Before the next world war I am just wondering how I can be one of the ones taken to cushy camps with movies, theaters and swimming pools far from cities that will be firebombed and nuked? Seems like the threat of running out of oatmeal might be better than being a bombing target. Plus I can claim victim compensation after the war whereas all the dead in the firebombed cities can't.

Before the next world war I am just wondering how I can be one of the ones taken to cushy camps with movies, theaters and swimming pools far from cities that will be firebombed and nuked? Seems like the threat of running out of oatmeal might be better than being a bombing target. Plus I can claim victim compensation after the war whereas all the dead in the firebombed cities can't.

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I don't know if the camps are a good idea. I heard they serve you fresh baked cookies with your meals that look like the chocolate chip variety but they really contain raisins instead. What kind of monsters could be so cruel?

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Yeah fuck raisins