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Before the next world war I am just wondering how I can be one of the ones taken to cushy camps with movies, theaters and swimming pools far from cities that will be firebombed and nuked? Seems like the threat of running out of oatmeal might be better than being a bombing target. Plus I can claim victim compensation after the war whereas all the dead in the firebombed cities can't.

Before the next world war I am just wondering how I can be one of the ones taken to cushy camps with movies, theaters and swimming pools far from cities that will be firebombed and nuked? Seems like the threat of running out of oatmeal might be better than being a bombing target. Plus I can claim victim compensation after the war whereas all the dead in the firebombed cities can't.

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I want a camp with jackoff machines. Maybe some frozen and dropped into a gorillion pieces might be a sight

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My Grandmother got on the rollercoaster of death, then my 2 uncles were made into skin lamps. True story.

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I really wonder if a skin lamps shade would be any good. I think the heat from the bulb would warm the skin and make it smell.

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No clue how they're going to get us to climb trees and then cut them down, surely they'll run out of climbable trees quickly.

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Offer to be the community police when they build a wall around your block and be camp snitch if you are relocated.

[–] • 1 pt

covid is just an experiment. The next plandemic will have you shitting blood like a fire hose

[–] • 0 pt

Move out to western Kansas or Nebraska. Problem solved.

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I just want to know where the torture by masterbation machines occur for research.

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I want a job passing out towels to.those going into the " delousing " showers

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I don't know if the camps are a good idea. I heard they serve you fresh baked cookies with your meals that look like the chocolate chip variety but they really contain raisins instead. What kind of monsters could be so cruel?

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Yeah fuck raisins