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For me it was a live in girlfriend. She was was in the bathroom for quite a while. I knocked and asked if everything was okay?

She answered “I’m pushing a dooker”

That has stuck with me to this day. I broke up with her a long time ago because she was a cheating whore. But that phrase has stuck with me. I’ve never uddered it, but I still chuckle. She was a surfer girl.

For me it was a live in girlfriend. She was was in the bathroom for quite a while. I knocked and asked if everything was okay? She answered “I’m pushing a dooker” That has stuck with me to this day. I broke up with her a long time ago because she was a cheating whore. But that phrase has stuck with me. I’ve never uddered it, but I still chuckle. She was a surfer girl.

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My 1ish year old daughter comes downstairs every night before my wife puts her to bed. She finds me for a hug and says "' 'nigh' " and then toddles off to bed. I would build the largest pile of bodies to protect that cute innocence.

[–] • 3 pts

That right there is why we live.

[–] • 3 pts

The childless cannot truly understand the full stakes of what we're fighting for.

[–] • 1 pt

My boys are grown up and thriving on their own. I enjoyed every moment with them. Treasure what you have with your daughter even at her worst moments. It’s truly amazing. Terrible twos? I enjoyed every moment and miss my little children.

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My 1.5-ish daughter said "ow" the other night after twirling in the kitchen with her two older sisters and then bumping into the fridge. So darn cute!

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Gross

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I thought she expressed herself eloquently.

[–] • 1 pt

I just don't think it's cute at all. Dignity is important and it's one of the things that seperates us from the animal races.

[–] • 2 pts

Everybody poops.

[–] • 3 pts

She answered “I’m pushing a dooker”

Makes me pine for the days when women strove for grace.

[–] • 1 pt

She was a little rough, but cute. My wife now is the paramount of beauty and grace.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

sounds like you dodged a bullet! Congrats!

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I did, but she was a lot of fun! But not worth the investment, bad girls are bad.

[–] • 1 pt

"Awe, you have a dimple," said by the handsomest manliest man I ever met...that made me melt internally during my hardcore feminazi phase. No one ever noticed my dimple before (or the fact I have just one) that was male...it made me turn to goo (but I couldn't show it to the man!). Now it's one of the things I look for to see if people are actually paying attention.

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Peppi go night night.. said it to our mastiff puppy and for some insane reason it was hilarious sounding and we gut laughed every time we said it for like 10 minutes.. not sure why it was so funny had to be there I guess

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

My wife threatened to kill me one night. Man she's hot when she is angry! Sometimes I get her mad just for fun 😂

[–] • 0 pt

You sound like my husband and I sound like your wife!

[–] • 1 pt

the government has my best interest at heart

[–] • 0 pt

Indian gas station owner near my old place misses me. Always lights up when I come in. Thinks I should be an actor. Told my cousin he wants a picture of me to hang up.

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Hell No. Never live with a woman before marriage. They go from shack up honey to slut in no time at all.

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As I found out, you are not wrong.

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'You look / sound like a terrorist / psychopath / pedophile / sex molester'.

[–] • -1 pt

Your cock looks good