Of course i want some minimum wage asshole to spit in mah food fo Christmas
I leave my stove on all day when I go to work, and come home to a delicious meal everyday
U should try human on xmass
It would take like six million hours to bake a single human in my home oven
Mane u bake dem in parts all week long
I just tried to order a pizza and they said it’s a two hour wait
Here is my quick recipe for an easy pizza.
Heat the oven to 500 degrees.
Cover the heating elements with oil.
Then put tomato sauce and cheese into a baking pan.
Lastly, throw flour into the heated oven, by hand, at least three handfuls of it.
If you survive, add cheese and garlic to taste.
Cover the heating elements with oil
Elements? Electric ovens SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk,
If you are using a gas stove, just sub cooking oil with automotive oil
Electric ovens are the best. Gas COOKTOP for the win.
I got some pizza. Mmmmm Stuffed crust. 3 meat. And of course, some Catalina dressing. If you never tried it. Try it. It’s a thing that started locally where I grew up. It’s the shit
What it is?
lel
God dam jews
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