Hey OP, where is your other hand?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't PILLOWS!!!
Hey OP, where is your other hand?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't PILLOWS!!!
Sounds like the perfect place for a good hard slap in the face and calling them a retard in front of their friends and family. If they dare open their mouth interrupt them and ask them if they would talk back after hitting and killing some child or father on their way home.
Two things. Yes I will continue to do this, and I wasn't aware you were a woman. This post is basically posting a picture of your tits, and I accept it as proof.
Yeah I wasn't aware this was thought of as a difficult thing to do.
My sister used to do it while holding a softie ice cream cone in one hand. But she was expert-class.
Sometimes I even put down my beer first if I want to be safe about it.
No
I would offer to take the wheel for them. Driving from the passenger side seems fun and interesting.
Okay I won't do this but ill continue to hoon around in my xr6 with a custom loud exhaust while weeving through traffic and pissing everyone off.
Gotta live a little
Do your friends not have a working heater or a/c in their vehicles? What kind of shitboxes do they drive?
It's not that hard if you do it right. Let off the gas and make a good gap for safety, left arm through right arm on the wheel, right arm through left one on the wheel, bunch that shit up in advance so your head goes right through (only blind for a split second) and shimmy the sweater down while you drive with your knee (or alternate hands). Probably not something I would do while whipping down a mountain road but in light highway traffic w/e.
Road trips man. Fuck stoppin.
Also, i guess youve never got laid while driving?
One time when I was in a van, I put it on cruise control and went into the back to have sex. Little did I know that cruise control was not the same as autopilot.
I used to ride with a female coworker sometimes who every single ride would have to pick up her phone and text people while driving. Always made me really uncomfortable, but I needed the ride.
They probably try to do it with their seatbelt on, which is retarded.
I usually take my coat off before entering the vehicle, because I find the process of doing it whilst in the vehicle to be very a irritating for sure. But when I do remove my coat while driving, it's not a big deal, because I first take off my seatbelt and I ain't no lardass.
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