Once every other week at a minimum or you get hall pass
Maybe in my younger days, but back then mirrors weren't as cruel as they become when one gets a bit older.
There’s an ugly slut for any guy at a dive bar at 2:00am turn her upside down and she’ll look as good as any other.
I know, I used to see them when we'd play the bar scene, and it was quite entertaining to see someone walking out with "her." I can only imagine the reaction once they sobered up. No, I'm good. I have many hobbies now, and am quite happy to have that part of my life behind me.
Is that where you say "fuck you" to each other as you pass in the hallway?
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