Tell her the mask is a charade and to knock it off
I like to wear a mask when I buy alcohol. So when they ID me they cant see my face. Ive had them ask for me to lower my mask.
Gasp! Thats how covid infects! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
When this all first started I wore a bandana large sunglasses and a hoodie with hood up. Every store thought I was going to rob them. Honestly Ive had some fun with this shit.
Just tell her you saw a life hack about homemade white claws and buy a fifth of vodka, a liter of sparkling water and some of those flavored water packets and save a bunch of money next time.
Here's some chick doing it with apple juice https://youtu.be/wFDVtabBguU
Tell her it’s illegal for you to cover your face while your carry a firearm
That's actually hilarious and might work in this liberal state.
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