"My humor's so dark I have to kneel on its neck to keep it from committing crimes."
My humor is so dark that even Anus_Expander was impressed.....
The interior of your anus is so dank, I call it my 'happy place'
"My humor's so dark I have to kneel on its neck to keep it from committing crimes."
My humor is so dark that even Anus_Expander was impressed.....
The interior of your anus is so dank, I call it my 'happy place'
It's a shit test. She was testing you, if you caved and agreed with her she'd get rid of you. Instead, you called her bluff and passed.
I described her a meme I could have shown her has the N word and she changed her mind and said I win.
That's it? Fuck. What a weakling.
I have no idea why women have that complex. That indescribable feeling that they share with small dogs. Dumb, barking bitches that think they're the biggest bitch on the block! They think it's a mark of pride or something. I'd really love to live in a world where women aren't absolute infantile retards.
Let's all try and make some 'dark' jokes for women. Here's mine: Why do women love succulents and cacti so much? They require the least amount of love and they can still hurt you!
That "I can play with the boys too" is a way for women to get attention. Just another variation of "I'm not like the other girls". Also, as one guy said already, it's a shit test.
I think she was fishing for you to make a comment about beating her, it's probably a fetish of hers. You fucked up by not being able to read between the lines.
Dark is 13% of my humor, but commits 50% of my jokes
To be fair, did you pull the ultimate meme and there was no way literally or figuratively that she could have beaten you?
Don't be shy, share the meme.
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Whats worse than a dead baby?
What's worse than that?
What's worse than that?
You didn't win unless you made her laugh.
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